The Amazingest way to make someone love ya, written by some evil genie

How To Make Someone Love YOU
01- Lock them in your closet, and tell yourself; "they want to be here, they just don't realize it yet"
02- Negotiate an acceptable exchange price
03- Create your own religion where everyone loves you and convert them
04- Annoy them enough about it so that they have no choice
05- Help them do something they want to do, but cannot, or would not without your help
06- Kill everyone else
07- Talk to them in French
08- Set their house on fire and heroically save them
09- Make yourself irresistible
10- Buy them a puppy
11- Imitate and practice doing everything they do exactly the same, tell them you're a match made in heaven
12- Run up and grasp them fervently whenever you see them
13- Run up and grasp someone else whenever you see them to make them jealous
14- Conquer a small country in their name
15- Take them in your arms and live happily ever after
All you Need is love! (and a Psychotic Mind!)